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Squeezing out every last drop of madness and exporting it in recyclable oblong boxes, because when life gives you lemons, be grateful you got anything at all. And make juice. Then box it.

Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End

Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End

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Feature: Straight outta Cinema – Part 2

(2) Days of Summer

Welcome to the second part of my Juice Box feature: Straight outta Cinema. In case you missed out you can check out the first part here, if only to strengthen your understanding of the continuity.

Warning, SPOILERS for part one of my feature below.

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Feature: Straight outta Cinema – Part 1

I see what Uwe did there (and I hate it)

 Imagine if you will, a world without Uwe Boll. Sorry, I know that maybe you feel a point is coming but there isn’t. It’s just if we can all imagine it just this once then maybe he will just… Stop it. Stop being a terrible person.

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Feature: Looking to the future

Upcoming Games 

I still get excited for video-games. I see a trailer here or a demo there and a part of me swells with blood (and or affection). For me, there is a thrill in the build up, in speculating over the details and features or drinking down the expertly crafted PR videos of creative titans trembling with anticipation over their latest project, a smile breaking out from beneath a face bludgeoned with four hours sleep a night.

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Lifeline: Pocket Martian

Lifeline

Lifeline is a text-based adventure game developed by Three Minute Games for IOS and Android. When a stranded astronaut signals for help after crash landing on a distant moon, you the player must communicate with them via your mobile phone and make decisions that could either help or hinder their ongoing survival. It was released April 16th, 2015

[incoming communication]

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This War of Mine: The Little Ones

This War of Mine: The Little Ones

This War of Mine is a 2014 war survival video game developed by 11 bit studiosThis War of Mine was released for the Microsoft Windows, OS X, and Linux operating systems in November 2014. Android and iOS versions were released in July 14, 2015. A PlayStation 4 and Xbox One release titled This War of Mine: The Little Ones has been announced for a January 29, 2016 release. This version features new missions and characters.

“In modern war… you will die like a dog for no good reason.”

 We were raided again last night.

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The Division: Numerical Heroin

Tom Clancy’s: The Division

Tom Clancy’s The Division is a third-person shooter video game developed and published by Ubisoft, with assistance from Red Storm Entertainment, for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One. It was released worldwide on 8 March 2016.

“When society falls, we rise.”

 Alone I wandered ever further into the depths of the Dark Zone – tightly clutching my rifle and braving decrepit streets beyond an ashen curtain of fog. Uncertainty is the air I breath, paranoia and fear my companions. A burst of shots ring out in the distance and I dive for cover. I barely survived my last firefight with the thugs in the subway and with what gear I managed to scavenge, I took off in search of extraction – the only way to transport contaminated goods from the Dark Zone.

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Fallout 4: Have you seen my son?

Developer: Bethesda Game Studios

Fallout 4 Released: November 10, 2015                                           Developer: Bethesda Game Studios

Fallout 4

Fallout 4 is an action role-playing video game developed by Bethesda Game Studios and published by Bethesda Softworks. The fifth major installment in the Fallout series, the game was released worldwide on November 10, 2015 for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 4, and Xbox One.

 “In Goodneighbor two things count, style and body-count. They come from the pressed suit and tommy gun school of thuggery”.

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